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09th
Apr
2013
1 year ago
12:08am • photo post • 9,052 notesSourceVia
Tags: yup, gif,

Always professional. Hire me, please.

Always professional. Hire me, please.

23rd
Mar
2013
1 year ago
5:04pm • photo post • 6 notes
Tags: yup, need a job, ive applied so many places like wow,

(Source: tampire)

23rd
Mar
2013
1 year ago
4:33pm • photo post • 237,981 notesSourceVia
Tags: gif, yup, you'll lose a hand I swear to god,

grrrl-anachronism:

Imagine if people dismissed other forms of communication the way they do the internet.

“Why are you being such an asshole to me?”

“OH MY GOD THIS IS THE TELEPHONE! Stop taking it so seriously!”

23rd
Mar
2013
1 year ago
21st
Mar
2013
1 year ago
5:46pm • photo post • 85,427 notesSourceVia
Tags: yup,

Mistress Overdone is the best name for a courtesan EVER.

17th
Mar
2013
1 year ago
1:41am • text post • 2 notes
Tags: Shakespearean reference, Yup, Measure for measure,

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