SHIT SHIT SHIT I WAS WATCHING LEGALLY BLONDE 2 AND I LEFT THE CHANNEL ON FOR TOO LONG AND I FORGOT IT WAS STILL ON AND THEN THE 700 CLUB CAME ON AND OH DEAR NON-EXISTANT-GOD NO I DO NOT WANT ANYONE ANYWHERE THINKING I WATCH THAT SHOW I DO NOT WANT TO BE COUNTED AS A VIEWER NO STOP IT.
Because fuck The 700 Club and fuck Pat Robertson.

