GOP Candidates define themselves using one word.
What they said:
- Newt Gingrich: Cheerful
- Mitt Romney: Resolute
- Rick Santorum: Courage
- Ron Paul:Â Consistent
What I hear:
- Newt Gingrich: Horny
- Mitt Romney: Whatever will get me your vote. I’ll just change my mind later.
- Rick Santorum: Gay sex
- Ron Paul: ASDFGHJKL WHAT YEAR IS IT?

