February 2012
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superkianagalaxy:
#rick santorum
“Hmmm… I’m going to borrow this if you don’t mind”
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Um.
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NPR: A Nation Divided -- Can We Agree On Anything?... →
“We don’t teach children or adults how to advocate constructively, much less how to collaboratively resolve differences,” Rhonda Hilyer says, “we continue to become more polarized and dysfunctional.”
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Miss Piggy was always my...
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I'm TRYING to write my Scandinavian Studies...
It’s like my brain has finally decided it’s going to stop putting up with the obscene amounts of caffeine and cat videos I subject it to on a daily basis and just take a vacation.
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charlesabernathy:
thequietworld:
brittadictarnold
I assume Vanity Fair’s suspicious and slightly racist uncle wrote this Tweet.
Ew someone actually said this
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So one of the boys next door is sleeping in the...
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No sleep tonight.
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Jeebus fuck. I was listening to the Pantera...
I’m trying to feel bad ass so that I won’t cry over the amount of homework I have to do tonight and the World is just like, “No. You fucked this up so now you have to deal with consequences. You get Glee now.”
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Sex, Uneducated
kateordie:
This morning, I put out a call for Sex Ed horror stories from former and current teens, after reading about Utah’s decision to adopt an abstinence-only policy when it comes to teaching about sexual health. Of course, that’s ridiculous - but not as crazy as some of these testimonials. Read on, it’s fascinating.
On Periods & Other Ovarian Mysteries
“Our sex ed in biology class was...
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I've procrastinated to the point where I think I...
But maybe not really.
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The pros & cons of running spandex:
Pros:
It’s incredibly warm.
Feels like I’m not wearing pants at all.
It’s stretchy enough for doing the splits (not saying that I can… but it has the ability).
Cons:
The boys next door won’t stop staring at my ass.
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Porn for Women
Amber: So do you know that stupid little book that's called "Porn For Women" or some shit like that? And all it has in it are half-naked buff men holding kittens and shit or doing housework?
Me: Um, yeah... Yeah, I think I do. I mean, obviously that that doesn't appeal to me so I didn't take too close of a look at it, but...
Amber: It pisses me off.
Me: Well, yeah. It's incredibly heterocentric and has a shit ton of misogynistic undertones. As if women are only attracted to--
Amber: Sex. I watch porn for sex. Not kittens.
Me:
Amber:
Me: Ok.
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WatchOh my god.
The boys next door are watching The Room.
It’s so painful.
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It's fucking real you guys. →
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The word "burgeoning" will never not gross me out...
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Every time I see a picture of a couple making...
And then I’m creeped out and the moment is ruined.
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My Facebook wall needs to be purified by a priest.
Get some holy water.
Or a Buddhist monk.
Or something.
The things my friends write on it…
I can’t even.
And this is only a small part of the conversation… (I’m the one in black obviously).
mingstein asked: psshh midterm shmidterm, it's fuckin Pesto Time
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Ok. Who the fuck gave the boys next door a...
Seriously?
Seriously.
mingstein asked: How did the great Pesto Adventure go? Was it successful?
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My roommate's gone for the weekend.
Pants are now unnecessary.
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“When you have 40 percent of kids being born out of wedlock, and among certain...”
– Mitt Romney, at Wednesday’s CNN debate in Arizona.
Hey, you know what prevents unwanted pregnancy? This.
Love the insinuation that poverty IS child abuse. And the racism. That throwaway remark is quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of last night’s debate.
I could say more, but...
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The synapses in my brain are as fried as a burnt...
We talked about relativity and time in my physics class today.
My professor kept insisting that it was a “deceptively easy concept”.
Either he lied or I’m just an idiot.
I’m an idiot.
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So the window was open when I got back from my...
Cool.
I enjoyed figuring that out by hearing the shouting outside.
Thanks you guys.
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Making my roommate sound like a creep on Facebook.
Aw yeah.
You’re welcome Julie.
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mingstein replied to your post: mingstein replied to your post: I would like pesto…
Trader Joe’s has a really good one
I have found a Trader Joe’s and it is only a 1.5 miles from my dorm.
Score.
Now if I could only figure out how the bus system works.
This is my mission tomorrow.
Screw midterms.
Pesto sauce.
Reasons.
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mingstein replied to your post: I would like pesto in a jar.
like pesto sauce? you can usually get it at any grocery store.
Insanity.
Nothing is ever that easy.
Also, that would be the logical way to look at it.
Which means of course I wouldn’t think of that.
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I would like pesto in a jar.
Because I do not have the utilities to make homemade pesto.
But I do not know where to get it.
Google.
Google will know.
Google knows everything.
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SHIT SHIT SHIT I WAS WATCHING LEGALLY BLONDE 2 AND...
Because fuck The 700 Club and fuck Pat Robertson.
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I am reliving my childhood by watching horrible...
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“So I ran across an old Carribou Coffee receipt and realized I missed you :)”
– A text from a friend back home.
This made made my night. I can’t stop smiling. (Context: I used to go to Carribou with her all the time for “study sessions” which included more gossiping than studying. Anyway)
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Michele Bachmann Is Running for Reelection in... →
thepoliticalfreakshow:
Michele Bachmann is running for Congress again!
There’s one catch: her congressional district she represented for four terms is gone!
This morning, a special court in Minnesota ruled that Michele Bachmann’s home district is to be folded into another district to reflect population shifts from the last 10 years. Bachmann, who is nothing if not tenacious, says she’ll...
e-r-u-d-i-t-e asked: Yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu drum. New love. <3
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Nutella Blended Coffee Drink
1 cup milk (Or soy milk — Very Vanilla Silk works wonderfully)
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/2 tsp instant coffee (Amount varies depending on the quality of the instant coffee)
4 tsps Nutella
1 tbls sugar
1 cup ice
Garnish: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, cocoa powder
Add all ingredients in the blender, except the garnishes. Blend until smooth. Finish by swirling a little...
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Interview: Maryland's Governor Martin O'Malley... →
“Yo, Christie,” O’Malley said later in the interview, “Gregoire and I are setting up a poker night with all the other pro-marriage governors, you want in?… Wait. What? You DIDN’T pass the bill? The fuck man? Really? Dick move, man. Dick move. Invitation rescinded.”
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And now a message from our 'friends' at the Family...
(Joe.My.God.)
It’s seriously bothering me that the “A” in the title suggests a singular person yet the placement of the apostrophe after the “S” in “GAYS’” indicates plurality.
It should either be “All In A Gay’s Work” or “All In The Gays’ Work”.
Oh.
And everything else about them.
That bothers me too.
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WatchBully — Official Trailer
I absolutely hate when someone tries to defend bullying by saying “Boys will be boys” or “Children are just cruel at that age”.
No.
Try “Boys (and girls) will model the behavior they see around them because they are children and they are still trying to figure out their own belief system”.
So when they have...
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To the death threat Anons:
Welcome to the internet.
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I keep hearing people talk about their right to...
Right before they try to take away mine.
Keep it classy GOP.
peaceloveenlightenment asked: This is a different person other then the Anon, but I can counter argue almost every point you laid out.
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Anonymous asked: yeah, Ron Paul-- what a kook! Return power to the States and end they hyper inflation caused by the federal reserve. You might be pretty, but you need to check your facts and not just listen to the HELLOVISON. I am a Libertarian and you might hate to admit it but we are one of LGBT best allies. Why can't you guys look at the bigger picture? Ron Paul is about freedom-- you cannot deny it.
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GOP Candidates define themselves using one word.
What they said:
Newt Gingrich: Cheerful
Mitt Romney: Resolute
Rick Santorum: Courage
Ron Paul: Consistent
What I hear:
Newt Gingrich: Horny
Mitt Romney: Whatever will get me your vote. I’ll just change my mind later.
Rick Santorum: Gay sex
Ron Paul: ASDFGHJKL WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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Ron Paul on immigration: How DARE you treat people...
Seriously.
I’m waiting for someone to bring up a double electrified fence… Again.
Oops. Newt Gingrich just brought up the double...
Shit that was fast.