Fuckin’ percussion section.

Everybody

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Texas Judge Forbids Lesbian Woman From Living With Her Partner

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Carolyn Compton is in a three year-old relationship with a woman. According to Compton’s partner Page Price, Compton’s ex-husband rarely sees their two children and was also once charged with stalking Compton, a felony, although he eventually plead to a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespassing.

And yet, thanks to a Texas judge, Compton could lose custody of her children because she has the audacity to live with the woman she loves.

According to Price, Judge John Roach, a Republican who presides over a state trial court in McKinney, Texas, placed a so-called “morality clause” in Compton’s divorce papers. This clause forbids Compton having a person that she is not related to “by blood or marriage” at her home past 9pm when her children are present. Since Texas will not allow Compton to marry her partner, this means that she effectively cannot live with her partner so long as she retains custody over her children. Invoking the “morality clause,” Judge Roach gave Price 30 days to move out of Compton’s home.

Compton can appeal Roach’s decision, but her appeal will be heard by the notoriously conservative Texas court system. Ultimately, the question of whether Compton’s relationship with Price is entitled to the same dignity accorded to any other loving couple could rest with the United States Supreme Court.

Have something to say to John Roach? 

Here you go: 

Honorable John Roach, Jr.
Judge Presiding

296th District Court
Collin County Courthouse     map
2100 Bloomdale Road, Suite 20012
McKinney, TX 75071

Phone: 972-548-4409 (McKinney)
Fax:972-548-4697 (District Clerk)

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Oh my god moving sucks.

Why do I have clothes.

Unnecessary.

tags → #blargh 

Wait a fucking second here.
Is Benedict Cumberbatch supposed to be playing Khan in the new movie?
What the ever-loving fuck.

Ok but have YOUR friends ever performed the entirety of Romeo & Juliet using only 6 15-year-old girls, cardboard wrapping paper tubes for swords, and sock puppets for the kissing scenes?
I don’t think so.

Did they really turn the hot water off because I’m about to straight up eviscerate someone.

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arthur-christmas-claus:

walkamongstthestars:

yupokay:

unlimitedobsessions:

OH MY GOD

Rufus pls

THEY WIN

((They ARE my childhood.))

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machistado:

eastlondoner:

Oh crap.

Whichever one answers the logic puzzle I give them first:

Three gods A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.

The other one fights a baseball bat. 

machistado:

eastlondoner:

Oh crap.

Whichever one answers the logic puzzle I give them first:

Three gods A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.

The other one fights a baseball bat. 

tags → #cackling 
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